Last night, after a long day at work -
Daughter: "Mommy, stick out your hand"
Me: "Why?"
Daughter: "Because I have something for you" as she rolls her little fingers together.
Me: "OK" and I stick out my hand....daughter trying to get a 'crumb' into my palm.
Me: "What is it?"
Daughter: "My snot"
Me: *sigh*